Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Coachella "fashion" + Miley overexposed

Here's the deal. I love celebrity gossip. I love celebrity photos. What I do not love, however, is seeing celebrities traipsing around the Coachella music festival in California looking like a bunch of homeless vagrants (no offense to any homeless readers).

Vanessa Hudgens, of High School Musical fame, is probably the worst offender. However, I think this is pretty much  how she dresses all the time, so she probably feels right at home at Coachella:

VANESSA HUDGENS photo | Vanessa Hudgens
via www.people.com

Maybe Katy Perry gave all of her clothes to Russell Brand in their divorce settlement. Otherwise, I cannot find justification for this:

KATY PERRY photo | Katy Perry

Julia Roberts is probably laying no family claim to niece Emma. I think Emma stopped by Target to pick up these pajama pants. Not sure about the top, but it's not good at all. Poor girl.
Emma Roberts

Ke$ha was scarier than usual, although perhaps not as dirty looking. Girl has got some serious quads. And kind of looks like Duff McKagan from Guns n Roses.
Ke$ha

And, in perhaps the strangest twist of all, Oddly, Lindsay Lohan got to the music festival in a time machine that transported her back to her fresh-faced days. Seriously, I had to look at the date on this picture to make sure it was truly from 2012. She looks really good. 


One last celebrity rant: Miley Cyrus (can't stand her, but that boyfriend of hers, Liam Hemsworth sure is hot) has gotten a lot of press lately for looking so thin. Last week, she apparently credited her new gluten free diet with her thinner frame. Whatever. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that based on the following photos, she's pretty happy with her new look. Lots of skin exposed:
BELLY GOOD photo | Miley Cyrus
"Hmm....let me walk my dog in a sports bra in front of these paparazzi. "
(I am only midly in envy of her abs. After all, she has borne no children.)

miley-cyrus-workout-01 
Nothing makes me think of Pilates like my black lace bra.

And then there was the shirt with the side-boob exposed:
I think this poor girl is just a few months away from some sort of meltdown. Stay tuned, folks.

1 comment:

  1. Love the quads comment about kesha with the dollar sign:-)

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